Was just thinking, if this is a Summit Charcoal 10000LX (for example) for $2K or $2.5K, then there should still be room in the lineup for ...
VIELUXE Charcoal
from the brochure:
"VIELUXE comes with a new and complete, token kamado grill that you immediately throw away. Weber Charcoal Kiln Accessory sold separately. Also, you have 3-year and 5-year lease options."