What Is My Grilling Problem?

[HiDesertHal]

Hey Darko...I gave a Webster Kettle a try, but didn't like fackin' with charcoal, so I gave the fecker away.  Since then I've ignored fickin' Kettles.

You fackers have hurt feelings because I ain't interested in your feckin' Kettles anymore, BUT I WAS AT ONE TIME, REMEMBER? 

I'm on the Off fockin' Topic forum now, where grilling ain't discussed but more interesting things are!

How come you ain't showing no feckin' interest in MY hobbies, dude?

My hobbies are playin' fackin' Piano, Guitar, Banjo, and Ukuele, and also shootin' my feckin' airguns on my backyard range, and also designing and building fickin' Van de Graff, Wumshurst, and Bonetti Electrostatic Lightning Machines, man!

I built one that generates 1.12 millon volts of Electrostatic Energy!

I'll bet you don't even know what the feck I'm talkin' about, do you?

Then just go off and corrode somewhere in one of your fockin' Webbster Kettles, Darko. 

HiDesertHal

[HoosierKettle]

The original poster wants attention good or bad. You guys can use the block/ignore feature on the app if you prefer.


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[MacEggs]

The original poster wants attention good or bad.

He got my attention.  Hal's post above is fackin' hilarious !!   

[Ted B]

Get off my farking lawn!!

[demosthenes9]

Hey Darko...I gave a Webster Kettle a try, but didn't like fackin' with charcoal, so I gave the fecker away.  Since then I've ignored fickin' Kettles.

You fackers have hurt feelings because I ain't interested in your feckin' Kettles anymore, BUT I WAS AT ONE TIME, REMEMBER? 

I'm on the Off fockin' Topic forum now, where grilling ain't discussed but more interesting things are!

How come you ain't showing no feckin' interest in MY hobbies, dude?

My hobbies are playin' fackin' Piano, Guitar, Banjo, and Ukuele, and also shootin' my feckin' airguns on my backyard range, and also designing and building fickin' Van de Graff, Wumshurst, and Bonetti Electrostatic Lightning Machines, man!

I built one that generates 1.12 millon volts of Electrostatic Energy!

I'll bet you don't even know what the feck I'm talkin' about, do you?

Then just go off and corrode somewhere in one of your fockin' Webbster Kettles, Darko. 

HiDesertHal

Here's the problem as far as I'm concerned Hal.  You tried charcoal and didn't like it.  I'm cool with that.   You then bought a gasser Q and can't figure out how to cook a steak.  You jeep whining and crying about it.  Many people here, including myself actually bothered to take the time to teach you how to be successful at it.   Your reply?   Psssht, screw it, I don't care about or enjoy cooking enough to be bothered with it.

Where I come from, if you didn't want help, you shouldn't have asked for it.  If you don't care enough, you shouldn't have asked.  If you don't enjoy it enough, you shouldn't have asked.     If you do ask for help, you try and follow the advice given.

With that out of the way, since you don't like charcoal, and apparently don't like grilling with gas either, then don't fucking post in either the charcoal grill or gas grill sections.  Keep yourself in the off topic section for as long as they will put up with you.

BTW, just a little FYI, but when a genre type forum has an off topic section, it's not really there for people who don't give a fuck about the forums overall subject.    Rather, it's a housekeeping kind of thing where members of a club can go and talk about thing non-club related.

And no, I don't give a shit about a 1.4 bazillion gigawatt whatever

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[wessonjb]

Hey Darko...I gave a Webster Kettle a try, but didn't like fackin' with charcoal, so I gave the fecker away.  Since then I've ignored fickin' Kettles.

You fackers have hurt feelings because I ain't interested in your feckin' Kettles anymore, BUT I WAS AT ONE TIME, REMEMBER? 

I'm on the Off fockin' Topic forum now, where grilling ain't discussed but more interesting things are!

How come you ain't showing no feckin' interest in MY hobbies, dude?

My hobbies are playin' fackin' Piano, Guitar, Banjo, and Ukuele, and also shootin' my feckin' airguns on my backyard range, and also designing and building fickin' Van de Graff, Wumshurst, and Bonetti Electrostatic Lightning Machines, man!

I built one that generates 1.12 millon volts of Electrostatic Energy!

I'll bet you don't even know what the feck I'm talkin' about, do you?

Then just go off and corrode somewhere in one of your fockin' Webbster Kettles, Darko. 

HiDesertHal

Fackin hilarious!!


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[HiDesertHal]

 
Hey demosthenes 9,

I'll keep it under advisement, but you seem to be defining your own reasons for a club having an OTF.

I've belonged to some clubs whose members use rough languages, but you and Darko seem to enjoy using the F word!

Well, as long as your Moderator and Administrator allow such talk, then that tells me of the intellectual level of the WKC!

So go feck yourself...I'm stayin' and I WILL cook a fine Ribeye yet!

HiDesertHal

[demosthenes9]

Hey demosthenes 9,

I'll keep it under advisement, but you seem to be defining your own reasons for a club having an OTF.

I've belonged to some clubs whose members use rough languages, but you and Darko seem to enjoy using the F word!

Well, as long as your Moderator and Administrator allow such talk, then that tells me of the intellectual level of the WKC!

So go feck yourself...I'm stayin' and I WILL cook a fine Ribeye yet!

HiDesertHal

Sunshine, based on what I have seen, you don't even want to begin comparing intellectual levels.  How's that photo posting coming ? 

[greenweb]

The original poster wants attention good or bad.

He got my attention.  Hal's post above is fackin' hilarious !!   

+1

4 pages on this thread.      No one needs to get nasty including Hal. If you are not interested on his thread.... just stay off of them.  Hal is very interesting character and I am thinking lots of members here like him including myself.

[kob]

Hal is getting his dinner and his supper with all the troll feeding in this thread.

Just giving you a hard time Hal. Maybe you can use your lightning machine to cook a steak and post some pics of it on here?

[Hell Fire Grill]

@HiDesertHal

You know Weber makes a watt burner right?

https://www.weber.com/US/en/grills/weber-q-2400-electric-grill

If you get your self a watt burner maybe you should consider having your wife join the forum too, sounds like she can cook a hell of a steak with a power grill.

[Hell Fire Grill]

You should have titled this thread "Watt Is My Grilling Problem".

[AZRaptor]

If you want an easy great steak without charcoal or gas, try sous vide.

[JayCee]

Sunshine, lollipops, rainbows everywhere!!!

[JayCee]

BTW Congrats on building the flux capacitor!