Official list of Weberitis symptoms

[salad]

The employees at Home Depot recognize you and call you the Easy Off guy.
You know every Ace Hardware or Weber retailer within a 50 mile radius and no matter where you are, you stop and scour the BBQ isle in search of discontinued accessories. 
You've cold called a kettle

[crumbsnatcher]

You've trained your kids to bring home any weber kettles they see on curbs while out playing in the neighborhood.


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[1buckie]

 Ummm....oh,oh.....I got one.......

You get REALLY tweeked 'cause ACE Hardwares & the like DON'T have Black push nut hubcaps in your size !!!!!



 And.....PS: You stand in the aisle for at LEAST 25 minutes looking.....just to make sure........

[1911Ron]

I will admit to #37

[AnakiMana]

At night you dream of cooking on your Weber, or finding a grail.  You're sad it wasn't real when you wake up.

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[Craig]

You just spent an entire day on your vacation cleaning your garage to make room for at least 9 of your 12 kettles stored out back so you

A. Don't Look like a Freak to your neighbors.

B. Hide or confuse your spouse on what your exact "inventory" is.

C. Make room for your picnic tables and do a little spring cleaning for entertaining.

D. So your spares are nearby in the garage for quick access for tinkering or "repair" for no good reason

E. Only three Kettles out back ( 1-18, 1-22, 1-26 at any given time) appears more normal.

F. All of the above.

Oh and bonus points if you did all this and can still park both cars in your 2 car garage...

[Craig]

#31, guilty as charged. I have 7 26" Grillmark Grates. You never know.....   

#32, Have you met me? 

[vader06]

Way too funny and so true.


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[Duke]

#36 struck a cord with me. 

[Plant_City_Mike]

You might have Weberitis if:
- You have "bribed" the local junk guy to call you anytime he picks up an old Weber!  He knows he can't get five dollars for the scrap value, and he knows you as the "Crazy-Grill-Guy" who always seems to have five dollars!!!!!  (LOL!!  And he is looking for a YELLOW WEBER because he knows you will pay TEN DOLLARS for one!!)   

- You have bought Webers from other WKC members and still have them in the shipping boxes, because the wife does NOT understand!!! 

[Craig]

You might have Weberitis if:

- You have bought Webers from other WKC members and still have them in the shipping boxes, because the wife does NOT understand!!! 

-I call those my "parts" boxes. I have rotated 2 of my pre existing kettles into them to make room for some others and both are covered with spare grates tee hee. 


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[Craig]

Ok I can't resist,

# such n such.... You've taken tin snips and a file to the turn tabs on your daisy vents to make them appear older or "period correct"


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[Winz]

You spend more on razor blades to clean your kettles than you spend on personal grooming.

Winz

[mike.stavlund]

Your phone auto-fills acronyms like 'WKC', 'OTG', 'CL', and 'JJ'. 

[Craig]

Um.... You spend your first afternoon at the lakeside resort your vacationing at and you stay behind and clean the kettle they provide inside and out and reshape the lid and beat out the dents while your family goes to the pool.... And you enjoy this..... Oh and you bring along a spare handle to put on it since it was missing a handle and you bring a spare avocado Traveler to alternate between meals with the provided kettle.... Oh and your the only person cooking breakfast on the kettle and other guests are in awe that you can cook more than just burgers and steaks on them.... Pancakes? Who ever heard of pancakes or pasta on the grill?