Official list of Weberitis symptoms

[austin87]

Your wife or girlfriend knows when you walk up behind her because of you always smell like a campfire / your scent is not cologne but "grill"

[jcnaz]

When you open up the Trading Post section and the advertisement link is for an addiction recovery service.

[MINIgrillin]

...you have sprinkled rib rub on your popcorn

And liked it.

[mrbill]

just happened tonight....

....wife comes home w/a boneless pork butt and says.."you can cook this roast tomorrow(my mom comes over every sunday and I usually do a nice dinner for us), right?"
...answer-"yes. yes I can"

[MrHoss]

Willing Kettles to preselected individuals because you can't abide them winding up with any old fool off of craigslist...or worse...the dump.

[Cochise]

When you try to haggle down a CL seller by saying "Hmmmm...its kind of an old grill for the price isn't it?....and the new ones have tough plastic handles which last for years instead of these old wooden ones."

[Andrew]

You look at CL so often you have the first 20 or so listings memorized that have the word "weber" in them.

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[Mr.CPHo]

Bump.  Fun read.


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[kettlebb]

This is a very fun read.

You think of Haikus pertaining to the kettle or BBQ.

You have passionate debates with coworkers about smoking and technique which usually leads to a smoke off challenge.


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[LiquidOcelot]

ha! accurate as fu€k lol

[MINIgrillin]

This is a very fun read.

You think of Haikus pertaining to the kettle or BBQ.

You have passionate debates with coworkers about smoking and technique which usually leads to a smoke off challenge.


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There's a haiku thread. Feel free to add one.

[kettlebb]

I know. I've got a couple in there.


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[johnny 2 shack]

you buy rotating led christmas light in red so you can see your kettle light up in the living room and another for outside so your kettle always looks lit .

[MINIgrillin]

I know. I've got a couple in there.


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He contributed,
but I forgot that he had.
Smoke got to my brain.

[kettlebb]

No worries brother.
Kettle smoke is good for all.
Don't burn the chicken.


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