I don't see how the Performer can be a PIA to anyone. When I'm cooking on my kettles, I stand in front of said kettle. My BBQ area is narrow, between my shed and a fence. Tongs. Easy reach. I don't walk around the kettles as I'm cooking. No need, and I can't. Tongs. I love the table assist. And yes, it is not portable, butt it was never meant to be portable. Weber makes smaller units for that.