To tell the truth, I'm pretty well set up for kettles. And I'm only up to seven of them. Eight if I bother to track down the SJ I ruined a lot of food on. Not that I wouldn't add another kettle that is pretty, but I'm not lacking.
I would commission my son's best friend (21 and 22 year old idiots, respectively) to build a kind of double-ended Performer, two tables with the kettle in the middle. Rolling Charcoal Island. My son's friend is a welder, so he could pull it off. Then I would let him take it home.
I have two red SSPs sitting side by side in the yard, I don't need another myself.