This is how our conversation went:
Winz: Hey Gummi sell me your 22" WSM!
PGB: It's not for sale?
Winz: That's OK, I'll just buy this one off CL.
PGB: Ok, that was quick and easy. What's wrong with your 18"?
Winz: It's not big enough and doesn't satisfy me.
PGB: That's what she said!
Winz: Story of my life.
* transcript paraphrased from actual conversation and/or concocted lol.
Congrats, Winz! I can't wait to see what crazy things you will do with it.