I was deeply afraid this would happen. Unfortunately, with Matt’s new found celebrity, he has succumbed to the temptations of world-wide fame. TMZ has reported that Matt has been spotted after hours at the VIP room of several prominent Vancouver Gentlemen’s clubs, drinking Cristal by the bottle with scores of working girls and yelling “I can even make a Match Light steak taste good”. We need to be supportive as he works his way through rehab and once again finds joy in the simple pleasures of cleaning a kettle.
Kettlelove Matt, Kettlelove,
Winz