My kids know me...
Today's my birthday, and I just got a package at the front door from my oldest, pictured here with me being a badass on our trail 90s

Hmm, a "Man Crate". What could this be??

I quickly realized that opening from the bottom was the way to go....

There you have it, all the fixin's for a nice dinner on the grill!

That smoker unit is really heavy duty cast iron. I don't think I will be using the "meat tenderizer" on meat, but I may keep it in my truck for self protection!
Winz