I'd love to unwrap a Slow 'N Sear
Plus, a Thermoworks Smoke, Thermapen MK4, a vintage Weber wok/"coolie pan" (for both a 22" and an SJ), and a nice, big gift certificate to a local butcher shop.
Not expecting any of those items... which will make for a nice surprise if any of them were to find their way under the tree.
Things actually are going very well. I've quit the day job and now focus on Adrenaline Barbecue Company 24x7.
That's awesome! Do what you love and you'll never work another day in your life... congrats on the success!
Working on convincing the wife to contribute to that success of yours...