buckie, I need you to sit down before you read what I am about to type. I fear for my personal safety at this point...
I don't know how it's happened, possibly the fact that I was only introduced to charcoal a year and a half ago, or maybe because I live in the unrelenting frozen tundra that is Canada
... but I have
never in my life had the pleasure of eating a turd
I KNOW!
Shameful and sacrilegious... I hang my head in shame but will attempt to reclaim my honor by cooking and eating a large sums of them whenever we get this eMeet planned. I've been studying your technique and feel I am up to the challenge!