LOL! Update.
Had my master plumber buddy out this week to look at what it's gonna take to get this hooked up to a NG line. Welllll, as it turns out my 1956 house, which I am the proud SECOND OWNER, has a gas line that was installed by Mr DIY Squirrel first owner and needs to be replaced. It's corroded, leaking, and nowhere near up to code.
Price for running 35ft distance 18 inches deep from back of garage where valve is to where I want the grill to be...thru the roots of 2 oak trees...under a concrete walkway...all connections and a quick connect fitting..and everything.
Wait for it...
Wait for it..
$1700
Wow. I guess I should get used to home owner sticker shock