Entire WKC: "Whoa, Jeff, that's a gorgeous kettle, please tell us how you found it!"
Jeff: "Oh, no big deal, I saw this perfect kettle but the price was too high. So I walked away from it for like three days, at which point it was 75% off. Then I bought it."
Jeff: "oh, and PS, it included a Corn-n-Tater Ring, which is impossible to find..."
Yo, that's how you roll when you are a stone-cold KETTLE ASSASSIN. All hail Jeff, the source code of the entire WKC!!!