UPDATE!!!
I spoke with the owner of the 18 'cado. She and her son( not the incarcerated one) are willing to part with it and prefer a trade!
My initial offer was another "old grill of similar design" but larger, as there are six or seven adults living with her. She thought that was a great idea!!
So what I need from you guys is for you to confirm for me that no one here would be interested in this:
She has been hiding behind my garage. Char-Broil 3 wheeler with a flush top cooking grate. At least 25 years old, dirty, but serviceable. I can clean it up and let it go, or...what say you?