Or that cool catalog with the Easterner, the Texan, the Statesman, etc...I've seen that around the web somewhere and it is cool.
The main acronyms I know are:
SJS-Smokey Joe Silver (standard 14")
SJG-Smokey Joe Gold (14" with side lid vents and a locking lid/lid bale)
SJP-Smokey Joe Platinum a.k.a. Jumbo Joe (18" portable with locking lid/lid bale)
OTS-One Touch Silver (18.5 or 22.5 kettle with the pie plate ash catcher and the One Touch (the y shaped ash sweeper as opposed to the daisy wheel vents)
OTG-One Touch Gold (18.5 or 22.5 kettle with the ash catcher bowl attached to the One Touch system)
SSP-Stainless Steel Performer (older performers with stainless steel side table)
WSM-Weber Smokey Mountain (18 or 22.5" bullet smoker)
MT-Mastertouch (22.5" kettle with a lid thermometer, lid bale and One Touch Gold system)
RK-Ranch Kettle (If you have to ask, you aren't ready).
I'm sure I'm missing a couple.