Troy,
You couold easily make a table from a gasser. It would take you no time at all.
It could even be made from an old performer cart.
Hey Brian, help this guy out, please!
If you get a free craigslist gasser, all you need are a few tools and a decent drill.
Gut the grill of all its parts. Run over to your local metal shop. Have them cut a piece of wahtever metal you want or can afford. Aluminun is the cheapest. Have them cut to size.
Attach the metal to the top with some self tapping screws. Use something that won't rust. Stainless comes to mind. Easy enough.. Don't overthink it. When you move, leave it behind, cause it didn't cost too much to make.
Besides, weren't you one of the guys who is building bar stools?
Do I need to send you my hammock, cause you got more excuses than I do!