The grates arrived one day later than they were supposed to and I wasn't home. Wife comes home, sees the box, and brings it inside. This conversation actually happened. The box is still sealed.
Mrs. Gummi: Did you buy more grates?
Gummi: Uhhhhh....
Mrs. Gummi: There's a grate-sized box here...
Gummi: Yeah, they are grates.
Mrs. Gummi: Why'd you buy more grates?
Gummi: Uhhh.... They were cheap!
Mrs. Gummi: We don't need more grates.
What are you gonna do with them?
Gummi: But they were cheap! I'll use them for projects, flip our used old grates when I sell grills on CL.
Mrs. Gummi:We never need new grates.
Gummi: Yeah, that's because I sell kettles on CL with our old grates.
Mrs. Gummi: (thinks and stares)
How many grates did you buy?
Gummi: Uhhhhh....
Mrs. Gummi: That box is definitely heavier than one grate.....
Gummi: Uhhhhh....
Mrs. Gummi: It's heavier than our cast iron grates??
Gummi:
I bought 6......
Mrs. Gummi: I knew it was more than one!
She is not pleased.
Damn it,
@captjoe06. This is all your fault.