Grill themed curses

[Schaefd2]

Are "yo mama," jokes included?

Yo Mama is so fat, she makes my charcoal by sitting on piles of sawdust.


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[JEBIV]

May all your charcoal absorb moisture


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this one hit me this weekend, some dumbass left the lid off his charcoal bin, and you know it rained

[Mike in Roseville]

Are "yo mama," jokes included?

Sure? but you can elevate them too.

They can be as mild or a$$hole-esque as you want.

"Your mom said she really likes my chicken (sausages, meat, whatever). If I keep grilling at this rate, I'll be your step dad by next summer"


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[lksdrinker]

The one heard most often around my house is "shut up and put my meat in your mouth".

[RRRanger99]

"You were such an ugly kid growing up, yo mama put a bag over your face and fed you with a slingshot!"

"Yo mama soo strong, she eats steak with a spoon!"

"Yo mama's breath soo stank, she's got skid marks on her lips!"

[RRRanger99]

"Yo mama soo dumb, she uses Weber lighter cubes and lighter fluid on Kingsford Matchlight!"

[RRRanger99]

....That's not venison you're eating.... that's fresh roadkill Chupacabra meat right there!

[SmokenGrill]

May your local kettle scores always get sniped by out-of-state buyers offering more money.


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That is truly rough.

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