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HeavySmoke

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Grill themed curses
« on: June 08, 2018, 12:09:19 PM »
My buddy and I were picking on each other a few days ago and he said to me, "I hope you always have to use lighter fluid". I came back at him with a "may your bags of lump charcoal always be damp"

That got us thinking that maybe you fellas could come up with some fun grill themed insults and curses. 

You guys got anything good?

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Mr.CPHo

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2018, 01:44:52 PM »
My meat, your grill.


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Shoestringshop

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2018, 08:09:50 AM »
May your beer always be cold, but flat![emoji23]


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kettlebb

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2018, 08:18:54 AM »
May your snake burn too hot and fast


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Cellar2ful

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2018, 09:41:05 AM »


May your kettles always be caddywhompus.


May your stall be long and arduous.
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Al b que

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2018, 11:16:49 AM »
Wow your food sucks cuz you didn't use a Weber kettle.

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Schaefd2

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2018, 02:02:17 PM »
May your local kettle scores always get sniped by out-of-state buyers offering more money.


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eLLWOODgGLEN

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2018, 03:31:27 PM »
May your temps ever fluctuate, from extreme low to extreme high.


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kettlebb

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2018, 03:58:25 PM »
May all your charcoal absorb moisture


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Darko

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2018, 05:06:57 AM »
Your mother uses matchlight!

Hell Fire Grill

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2018, 05:58:39 AM »
One more wire and that roast is gonna look like your trying to revive it...
You can't always get what you want....but if you try sometimes you get what you need

Hell Fire Grill

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2018, 06:10:00 AM »
No...your RK doesn't make your sausage look bigger
You can't always get what you want....but if you try sometimes you get what you need

Vinnybaggadonuts

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2018, 01:02:30 PM »

Your mother uses matchlight!

How did YOU know???

I just bought her a chimney!!!!

Teaching her how to use it now...


Vinny

Mike in Roseville

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2018, 07:40:56 PM »
No...your RK doesn't make your sausage look bigger

This is more in line with the smack talking I do. Typically, viewed as somewhat uncouth in California...but deemed perfectly acceptable in NY/NJ/PA  ;)

Man, I fit in well on the East Coast.

RRRanger99

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #14 on: June 18, 2018, 04:51:17 AM »
Are "yo mama," jokes included?