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Title: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: dimitrios10 on May 22, 2018, 03:46:14 AM
Thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: addicted-to-smoke on May 22, 2018, 06:49:43 AM
Welcome to WKC?

I just read Deadspin's synopsis that was published 2 days ago. https://deadspin.com/the-ridiculous-saga-of-lance-armstrong-the-cheater-who-1802288537

My reaction to *anything Armstrong* is the same one I have to the baseball players* that doped, or to my future ex-wife: "meh." Trust that they suck remains a healthy perspective.

Context always matters, but it shifts. Look any closer, and all you see are contradictions that make no sense. There's one so much time in the day for bullshittery.


* Like everyone else in STL I followed Cardinals in the '90s. I saw how Mark McGwire was endlessly lionized. Got his name on a street, etc. Ask me if I give a shit about him holding one of the sport's most incredible stats possible: the single-season home run record. To me it means nothing. Nothing.

It's not about winners, losers, what's just and unjust. It's only meh.
Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: mhiszem on May 22, 2018, 08:52:23 AM
Icarus is worth a watch on netflix.

https://www.netflix.com/title/80168079 (https://www.netflix.com/title/80168079)


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Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: Filibuster on May 22, 2018, 04:27:13 PM
   Lance Armstrong is a fake and a fraud, he gamed the system and put a boring sport on the radar for us Americans and made a lot of money from it, then got caught. But this is the way of the world in everything we're just able to put a face to this.

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Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: randy on May 22, 2018, 04:51:43 PM
He has one ball


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Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: addicted-to-smoke on May 22, 2018, 06:07:05 PM
Quote from: randy on May 22, 2018, 04:51:43 PM
He has one ball


And more than enough testosterone via the needle for it not to matter.
Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: putoluto on May 22, 2018, 07:42:07 PM
Cycling dopers, like marathon and Track dopers, and dopers in general, all suck.
Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: foshizzle on May 22, 2018, 09:15:41 PM
So if you inject your meat in a BBQ contest with crazy MSG stuff, that may or not be good for you, and you win because of that is that right? Armstrong just added a little MSG type stuff.


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Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: addicted-to-smoke on May 23, 2018, 04:39:06 AM
Um, seasonings and marinades are flavor enhancers, not performance drugs. One is expected, the other provides unnatural physical ability, similar to a machine assist.

Other than that (to say nothing of MSG's unproven harm) ... great "analogy."
Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: Bertman on May 23, 2018, 05:25:30 PM
How many kettles does he have? Years? Grilling tips...I thought so.


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Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: randy on May 23, 2018, 05:27:18 PM
And he still has one ball


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Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: addicted-to-smoke on May 23, 2018, 06:11:40 PM
Quote from: randy on May 23, 2018, 05:27:18 PM
And he still has one ball

with apologies to Barry Manilow


One ball singing in the darkness
All it takes is one ball
Singing so they hear what's on your mind

And when you look around you'll find
There's more than one ball singing in the darkness
Joining with that one ball
Each and every note another octave

Hands are joined and fears unlocked
If only one ball should start it on it's own
We need just one ball facing the unknown
And then that one ball would never be alone
It takes that one ball
Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: Jed.cook on June 11, 2018, 05:49:06 PM
The greatest trumpet player to ever walk on the moon, IMO.


-Jed
Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: HoosierKettle on June 11, 2018, 05:53:37 PM

Quote from: foshizzle on May 22, 2018, 09:15:41 PM
So if you inject your meat in a BBQ contest with crazy MSG stuff, that may or not be good for you, and you win because of that is that right? Armstrong just added a little MSG type stuff.


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This is a great analogy. Msg or other man made food enhancers should not be allowed imo. Basically no processed food. Just food should be allowed. FYI, I have no idea what is or isn't allowed in food / bbq competitions.


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Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: addicted-to-smoke on June 13, 2018, 03:33:46 AM
Salt and pepper are man-made, mechanically and chemically processed enhancers.

There goes the trophy.
Title: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: HoosierKettle on June 13, 2018, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: addicted-to-smoke on June 13, 2018, 03:33:46 AM
Salt and pepper are man-made, mechanically and chemically processed enhancers.

There goes the trophy.

I don't consider grinding sea salt and peppercorns man made.

As a general rule, I try to stay away from processed foods as much as possible.


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Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: addicted-to-smoke on June 13, 2018, 12:04:02 PM
Quote from: HoosierKettle on June 13, 2018, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: addicted-to-smoke on June 13, 2018, 03:33:46 AM
Salt and pepper are man-made, mechanically and chemically processed enhancers.

There goes the trophy.

I don't consider grinding sea salt and peppercorns man made.

As a general rule, I try to stay away from processed foods as much as possible.


Sure, but you'd have to ignore the anti-caking agents and other chemicals present (even in table salts, and especially in rubs) in order to not consider them processed by man.

We can talk about GMO if that's more fun.  8)

;D
Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: HoosierKettle on June 13, 2018, 12:42:33 PM

Quote from: addicted-to-smoke on June 13, 2018, 12:04:02 PM
Quote from: HoosierKettle on June 13, 2018, 04:24:16 AM
Quote from: addicted-to-smoke on June 13, 2018, 03:33:46 AM
Salt and pepper are man-made, mechanically and chemically processed enhancers.

There goes the trophy.

I don't consider grinding sea salt and peppercorns man made.

As a general rule, I try to stay away from processed foods as much as possible.


Sure, but you'd have to ignore the anti-caking agents and other chemicals present (even in table salts, and especially in rubs) in order to not consider them processed by man.

We can talk about GMO if that's more fun.  8)

;D

I forage for all my seasonings and hot sauces in the wild.


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Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: addicted-to-smoke on June 13, 2018, 12:51:00 PM
Dude, I grow all of mine from seeds in a thermonically controlled greenhouse in the house. Can't trust that outside air, yo. Takes up some space, but the kids didn't need that bedroom anyway. All they did was SLEEP there!
Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: Bob BQ on June 13, 2018, 03:06:51 PM

Quote from: randy on May 23, 2018, 05:27:18 PM
And he still has one ball


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My father had one ball. And sixteen kids.  True story.


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Title: Re: What are your thoughts on Lance Armstrong?
Post by: Kneab on June 13, 2018, 04:59:34 PM
Damn.
That is one busy ball.

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