That's Just Baloney !!!!!

[Jocool]

I'll add my own silly question.

What's a turd?

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[1buckie]

Ken, no they're not homemade, just freezer asile stuff, but I would not put it past her to make her own.....one of the better scratch cooks I've met..............

JO !!!!

Well.....there's the traditional definition......then , in this particular context we have A.B.T.

A tomic B uffalo T urd

Standard of which is a jalepeno, cored or split, cream cheese added in the cavity, a bit of spice or rub, a small cocktail weiner on top, wrapped in bacon, smoked.........

I'm callin' most any pepper wrapped in bacon, weiner or no weiner, a 'TURD.......just how I roll.....sorry for the confusion, if there was any......

[Jocool]

The confusing part is that you would actually name something you are going to eat... a turd! ROFL

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[1buckie]

................kinda adds to the mystique, eh?

[Jocool]

................kinda adds to the mystique, eh?

Yes.... it does.

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[BUGSnBBQ]

Another fine job, as usual!  Gonna have to start calling you the King of Turds.  Is that Bologna made from real babies? 

[1buckie]

See Page one ~~~>

Trying very hard not to make a "ITS PEOPLE" joke about the Baby Bologna.

Yeah, I keep hearing Charlton Heston: "It's baby Soylent !!"
Stuff was very soft & fleshy, Started to crack in half when moving it off grill.......I wonder......
There was FOUR different brands of this stuff @ the deli where this was located.....must be a thing.....

Awesome cooks as always, Ken! I'm still diggin' that orange 22 custom! It really pops! 

I like it !!!

I did have some discoloration on this cook, at the point where coals banked......I start off pretty hot to end at the correct cooking temp with the wood shread & it made a weird greenish oblong where the coals were.....semi-drawing board stuff & I'll be using baskets on this dawg..............  

[Bman]

Buckie - you single handily keep the bacon industry alive.  I speak for all of 'Merica when I say --- thank you!

[1buckie]

       OK......here's the best reason I have for a tightly wrapped 'Turd.....





Cold straight cream cheese & chicken breast strip 'Turds, sliced lengthwise, on onion buns......

THE 'Turdpickle sammie.....  

[Chasing_smoke]

You know on almost any other a site a turd sandwich would sound crazy. But I gotta say I want a Turd sandwich!


"my kettle is more powerful it will do almost anything."

[1buckie]

You know on almost any other a site a turd sandwich would sound crazy. But I gotta say I want a Turd sandwich!

"my kettle is more powerful it will do almost anything."

Here's another one from a long time ago, the Tomato'Turd Sammie......a blank canvas so your imagination can run wild on condiments......

[G$]

Looks great buckie, I would add avocado to it.

I am fond of my creation called the F.A.B.:  Frijole and ABT Burrito.  They are awesome and easy ........

[glrasmussen]

Just awesome as always! You must purchase bacon by the case...

[1buckie]

Looks great buckie, I would add avocado to it.

I am fond of my creation called the F.A.B.:  Frijole and ABT Burrito.  They are awesome and easy ........

   "Frijole and ABT Burrito."

That sounds snazzy & uptown....what's it like?

Use of Tools.....or

Re-use of ABT's......

.....it's what separates us from the Great Apes......

Just awesome as always! You must purchase bacon by the case...

I try to get 3 x 5 pound packages...partly as you can see if there's divots in the height & part 'cause it's a bit better price that way........

Folks joke about bacon being a food group....I take this seriously......