Grill themed curses

[HeavySmoke]

My buddy and I were picking on each other a few days ago and he said to me, "I hope you always have to use lighter fluid". I came back at him with a "may your bags of lump charcoal always be damp"

That got us thinking that maybe you fellas could come up with some fun grill themed insults and curses. 

You guys got anything good?

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[Mr.CPHo]

My meat, your grill.


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[Shoestringshop]

May your beer always be cold, but flat!


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[kettlebb]

May your snake burn too hot and fast


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[Cellar2ful]

May your kettles always be caddywhompus.


May your stall be long and arduous.

[Al b que]

Wow your food sucks cuz you didn't use a Weber kettle.

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[Schaefd2]

May your local kettle scores always get sniped by out-of-state buyers offering more money.


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[eLLWOODgGLEN]

May your temps ever fluctuate, from extreme low to extreme high.


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[kettlebb]

May all your charcoal absorb moisture


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[Darko]

Your mother uses matchlight!

[Hell Fire Grill]

One more wire and that roast is gonna look like your trying to revive it...

[Hell Fire Grill]

No...your RK doesn't make your sausage look bigger

[Vinnybaggadonuts]

Your mother uses matchlight!

How did YOU know???

I just bought her a chimney!!!!

Teaching her how to use it now...


Vinny

[Mike in Roseville]

No...your RK doesn't make your sausage look bigger

This is more in line with the smack talking I do. Typically, viewed as somewhat uncouth in California...but deemed perfectly acceptable in NY/NJ/PA 

Man, I fit in well on the East Coast.

[RRRanger99]

Are "yo mama," jokes included?