Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........

[1buckie]

 

So there's this guy in Texas, named Steve, that goes by the monicker TX727, that I showed, by PM & in postings, how to do long burn on the kettle.........

There's another guy, I think from Kansas City, that goes by the monicker K.C.Hawg, who has a Primo & an expensive gasser & a real good offset &, I think a Weber also, who thinks very highly of my cookups....................... & I his.........he does really stupendous stuff........

Steve does some ribs & KC had this to say:
"Nice looking Ribs you turned out TX727. Congrats on the new kettle and landing in a spot (The Ring) to have the Elvis of Kettle Cooks to give you some kettle pointers. I swear the Buckie should be on the Weber payroll as a consultant with a 6 figure salary."


So, I got to thinking & decided that if Elvis could have peanut butter & banana sammiches & nobody gave HIM too much shit about it ( he was the KING, after all....)..............

Then why can't I step out there in a gold lame' jumpsuit with my own inventive use of the humble peanut butter?

We're leavin' the bananas out, for now.....

The basic players ~~~>


The wife's home made purple basil & jalepeno jellies....& some Planter's Crunchy........

Also did up some habanero / strawberry 'turds....just 'cause I could.....


Flopped 'em out on Lulu & Bob, with a peanut butter control 'turd  ( P.B.C.T. ) over on the right side there....





I can't stress enough the use of "Control 'Turds" for any experimental cooking.....

Panned up after some dancing around to also get some marinated chops & chix breast done & have it all running at the right heat........that's the PB&J  ones in the back row......


Had a heckuva time getting a good pic of these things.....need to  piddle around with the camera some more....maybe read the instructioms.......







So the report is: these things are great !!!
I thought the P-butter would melt & ooze all out & same with the jelly....

Not so...... the p-butter remained fairly stable, the jelly did melt, but down into the filling & into the inside of the bacon, it seemed.......
Chomping down three of these was a 14 napkin event....8 of them moistened....

So I can do Peanut Butter & Jelly 'Turds.....Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........

[G]

thats pushing the envelope.....strangely enough, they looks fantastic.

[Idahawk]

Bravo, why not !

[bob hope]

I just got up and on the road haven't had breakfast yet, my stomach is growling at the site of these bad boys!!!!

[Duke]

Yeah Buckie! Those look good to me!

[1911Ron]

I was kinda afraid to open this thread   but glad i did, those look good and a great write up!

[1buckie]

G  ~~> They actually were fantastic, I've been threatening to do these for over a year & a half & it was worth the effort.......

Idahawk ~~> a lot of people say: "Why?"  I always say: "WHY NOT ?"

bob ~~> These could easily fit in as a 'breakfast 'turd'........people have p-butter & jelly on their toast sometimes, so.....again, WHY NOT ?

Duke ~~> Give 'em a whirl.....just make sure you have a bib & a wet-down bath size towel handy......VERY sticky.......

Ron  ~~> Never fear one of my posts.....there's almost always some manner of happy ending........

[wolgast]

Sweet mate!

[Hell Fire Grill]

Id like to see you make peanut butter & chocolate turds.

[bob hope]

"These could easily fit in as a 'breakfast 'turd'........people have p-butter & jelly on their toast sometimes, so.....again, WHY NOT ?"

IDEA = Breakfast turds!! Bacon, Egg & Cheese, White gravy on the side, OHH man "It's on like Donkey Kong"

[Heyjude]

Just Wow, I think you did the "King" proud. Errr. Elvis is alive in Sacramneto! 

[Duke]

I admit, I clicked on this again just to read Judes reply. He never let's me down.

[Troy]

nice!

I typically prefer control turds over uncontrolled though

[1buckie]

Thanks, wolgast !!

Yeah , HFG, I think maybe a flavored dark would go good .....raspberry/ dark chocolate 'turds ?
Sounds about right, w/ p-nut butter?

bob hope......we're almost in fattie territory with that idea....maybe a bigger size pepper?
Load 'em up !!!

Thanks, AJ........killer midnite snack, they are........

Duke.....Never a dull moment........

Troy .....gotcha on that one.......for the cooking part, both are real important tho.......