Official list of Weberitis symptoms

[Craig]

You have a Vasconia tomale pot that doubles as a boneyard/urn for vents & handles all kinds, wooden, Zavod AND pre '81 metal bowl handles.

[fedex]

Justifing your second 22" as your Rotisserie Grill.  Guilty!!!

[Winz]

52. It's only you and your wife at home but you still want or actually own a ranch kettle.

Guess I can now add that one to the list.

And a new submission: "You are eyeing your wife's wooden jewelry box with the intent of cutting it up and sending it to Zav because it would make for some epic handles".

Winz

[Craig]

52. It's only you and your wife at home but you still want or actually own a ranch kettle.

Guess I can now add that one to the list.

And a new submission: "You are eyeing your wife's wooden jewelry box with the intent of cutting it up and sending it to Zav because it would make for some epic handles".

Winz

Pretty sure I'd be a dead man if I did that..

[pbe gummi bear]

Your friends aren't surprised when you say things like, "I would love to give you a ride, but first I need to find a place to stash 6 bags of charcoal."

You don't buy the smoked turkey leg from the guy at the county fair, but you are seriously tempted to ask him if you can buy a bag of his lump charcoal because you have never seen that before.

Haha, "Sure I can pick you guys up but I need to move the kettles in the back of the car first." is a common one for me

[Craig]

I will admit to #37

Me too..

[MrHoss]

You buy old Kettles from foreign countries because the pickings in yours are dismal.

[SixZeroFour]

^ Amen to that!

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# You are able to drive for hours at a time with grates rattling around in the back so bad it would drive any other person mad. Instead you insist on leaving the radio off to listen to the Weber Symphony #7436 in all it's glory

[Mark Schnell]

You have a Vasconia tomale pot that doubles as a boneyard/urn for vents & handles all kinds, wooden, Zavod AND pre '81 metal bowl handles.

You own extra Zavod handles, you know, for when you might need them. 

[1buckie]

[1buckie]

If you still think there's some kind of problem....make an appointment :

[Craig]

You just ordered 10 sets of hubcaps (30 total) from Weber. Can't have enough of them, right?

[pbe gummi bear]

Your kettles have three wheels each @Craig ? Lol.

Here's one: your cooler smells like bbq.

[1911Ron]

Your kettles have three wheels each @Craig ? Lol.

Here's one: your cooler smells like bbq.

I'll top that "your Ez up canopy smells like bbq" (see what i did there "top" that )

[GregS]

when the shipping on your kettle will cost more than you paid for it.

on another continent.