I was driving a Silverado in Chicago one evening, just a couple blocks from a Home Depot in an area that had been very sketchy but was getting better nearby, & the guy next to me at the light motions me to roll down my window.
HIM, "Do you want to buy a reciprocating saw"
Me, "Nah"
HIM, "Brand new, in the box"
Me, "Nah"
HIM, "$25"
ME, "Pull around the corner & let me see it"