One time I bear hugged a severely distorted kettle and as it went back into shape I could hear it screaming and the porcelain made a slight tick sound as it poped off. the chips probably went 2 feet.
Hit one with a hammer a few times and seen chips scurry across the floor...
Screwing parts together can do some porcelain poppin...
If you cut it with a torch it'll melt and make a hell of a globbed up mess...
Cut it with a jigsaw or reciprocating saw to witness the ultimate porcelain shattering, shard scattering, kettle cutting experience.
Running one over with a pickup truck really fucks'em up good too...so does a hole saw...
Ripping the handles off at the junk yard to save the wood will leave a mark or two...