Not that I like to project male stereotypes, but if you had a man card left, you wouldn't have it after being seen in a "eww I don't want to smell like BBQ" poncho.
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I'll happily project...
"Honey, have you seen my man card? It's not by my lambskin driving moccasins."
"Did you check inside your euro satchel?"
"Yeah... wasn't there."
"Is it over by your Chorus Line CD?"
"Already looked there."
"How about next to the spider I killed for you this morning?"
"No."
"Did you try outside?"
"That's it! It's by the smoke shield smock!"
"Glad I could help - now be a dear and hand me that blowtorch. I need to finish soldering these copper pipes."