Lots and lots of texts. I told my old lady when she asked what the hell was going on with my phone... "A lot of action. Lot's of action."
That day Karen said, "What's going on? Your phone is blowing up."
Damn! That's a lotta hair on those legs!!!!
Hey, those are my wife's legs in the photo.
Guess I'll find out if she has a good sense of humor if she reads this.