I need help

[Lemans]

I don't know how to explain it. But I am always looking for Webers
  I am always checking Craig's list and on line apps
 And garage sales always draw me in. I think because I
Found a new 18" silver for $5.00 last year
   I have like 7 Webers in my home. But I want more!
Am I curable? Or have I got weberitis too bad?
  I for got one I have 8

 

[mike.stavlund]

Not sure why you're asking for help... you seem to be doing pretty well all on your own!  But I'll be sure to keep an eye out for you.  ;-)

[Harbormaster]

So... Not sure what you're saying.
Do you need help finding more Webers?
I have 25 charcoal Webers and still check CL every day.
I don't see what the problem is. (Takes big puff off cigar) I really don't. 

[Cochise]

To give you an idea how bad it can be....I had a dream last night that I was haggleling with a flea market vendor over a flawless yellow with the tag still on it. The flea market vendor in the dream was Jerry "The King" Lawler. In case you are wondering....I did not get the grill, he wouldn't budge on the price and my wallet only had like $200 cash in it. Even in my fucking dream I couldn't score a mint yellow!!!

[glrasmussen]

@Cochise LMFAO! Try to purchase an Imperial...

Help? All be patient!!! Want/Need... These and the many I have gifted... My investment is less than the EBay Imperial.
If things keep going the way they are, I have know need for a 401K. What has this hobby become?

[Jon]

I am still justifying each and every grill. To myself and to my dearest. "This is the smoker, this is the roti, this is for pizza, this one is big when I need that kind of real estate, this is the Performer with gas assist that I use to light all the charcoal and set things on, this is the other Performer that the son wants..."

How far will I take that?

"This one I use with the Vortex, this one I use with the small Vortex, this one is for smoking pastrami, this one is for cold smoking, this one is totally vegan, this one is gluten-free..." Yeah, probably quite a bit further.

[Lumpy Coal]

Don't fight it. 

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[Lumpy Coal]

No justification for that man grills.  You get them because you want them.  If you have to justify it to someone they wouldn't understand. 

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[Cochise]

@glrasmussen Very good point about this hobby turning into an investment. Considering what grills have been going for lately on eBay, you have a small plot of land, a used RV or a nice cushy trip to the islands sitting in your backyard. Plus all the years of fun and good food from collecting and cooking. Its a great "hobby"!

Oh and BTW that dream was no bullshit. I actually dreamed I was trying to   buy a grill from Jerry Lawler. I haven't watched wrestling in like 25 years!! Dreams can be so crazy sometimes.

[glrasmussen]

@Cochise Ahhhh, yes, the days of real wrestling

[Hell Fire Grill]

Good thing you wern't trying to buy the grill from Shawn Michaels.

[dazzo]

@Cochise Ahhhh, yes, the days of real wrestling

Wait, wrestling isn't real?

[glrasmussen]

@Cochise Ahhhh, yes, the days of real wrestling

Wait, wrestling isn't real?

@dazzo Of course it real. Only two real sports are Wrestling and Roller Derby.

[dazzo]

Yup, and the Bay Bombers are back!

Need to go see them.