Everything will be all right. It's ok.
Sir, you are doing the right thing.
The twins obviously aren't getting the attention they deserve, outside of impeccable hygiene and habitat. Your very posting makes that very clear. But for you to post such a photo on the InterWebs, makes it clear that the twins do not have a happy home.
We will need to relieve you of the burden of caring for these twins, and, oh yes, we do have the authority to do so! To provide a proper home where they are not offered at large on charcoal burning InterWeb sites, but instead given a kinder, safer home to burn charcoal themselves. Very slowly. At a nice, even temperature. So soothing and natural for those twins.
Our only requirement from you, albeit very minor, is to pay shipping costs to the very lovely safe and house, no - home...in those twins bright future.
Be a real Dad...a great father - wouldn't you like to be known as that?...then PM Jon and make the twins wonderful future come true.