Everyone needs to calm the fuck down.
There is literally no issue between Matt and Brian. Taking sides in this is silly.
Sorry, unable to calm (the fuck) down......
I've discovered this in the garden.....in the front is last years cherry tomato plant....one of two that were about four feet wide & 6~7 feet tall.....that dead stuff.......just to the right & behind that....
Up close, it looks to be perhaps dandelion....maybe....
Upon further inspection......
Thing's the size of a baseball bat at the lower end of the stalk & about 7 ft. tall.....
it's either the world's largest dandelion.....or some type of pre-historic rhubarb / cabbage hybrid.......