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Grill Talk => Weber Grill Forum (Grills, Accessories) => Topic started by: Vinnybaggadonuts on June 12, 2018, 08:44:00 AM

Title: New item...
Post by: Vinnybaggadonuts on June 12, 2018, 08:44:00 AM
I finally bought one of these, let’s see how it goes...

I brought it in the house yesterday, put it on the counter in the kitchen, walked into another room, came back into the kitchen, the wife had it in her hand, looks at me, “what may I ask is this...???”

I took it from her, held it in my hand, and said...

“There’s a new sheriff in town!!! And THIS is how I’m gonna get shit done around here!!!!”

When I left for work this morning, she was STILL laying on the floor in the kitchen....!!!





DAMN! Was she laughing hard....!


Vinny
Title: Re: New item...
Post by: LightningBoldtz on June 12, 2018, 08:45:22 AM
yup, we all have our fantasies
Title: Re: New item...
Post by: YardBurner on June 12, 2018, 10:13:43 AM
Be nice to her or she'll take it away
from you and beat you with it!
Title: Re: New item...
Post by: varekai on June 12, 2018, 10:16:07 AM
" i was thinking of bringing a little fun to the bedroom and I knew the neighbor was a no go so I got this...."
Title: Re: New item...
Post by: Travis on June 12, 2018, 02:14:49 PM
Hahahaha!


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Title: Re: New item...
Post by: hawgheaven on June 13, 2018, 09:39:45 AM
Holy shit. THAT is a weapon fo damn shur...
Title: Re: New item...
Post by: Jon on June 13, 2018, 10:36:14 PM
Oh. The SpankMaster 2000. Yeah. You have to use the interlocking grip or she just won't respond.
Title: Re: New item...
Post by: CarrieAnn on June 14, 2018, 12:15:34 PM
I bought one recently and I used it for the first time yesterday.  My 15 yo daughter sees it on the counter in the kitchen and asks “Mom, who you gonna spank with that?”



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Title: Re: New item...
Post by: Mike in Roseville on June 14, 2018, 01:34:01 PM
Gotta drill about a dozen 1/4" holes in...cuts down on the wind resistance ;)
Title: Re: New item...
Post by: Vinnybaggadonuts on June 15, 2018, 01:42:55 PM

I bought one recently and I used it for the first time yesterday.  My 15 yo daughter sees it on the counter in the kitchen and asks “Mom, who you gonna spank with that?”



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YOUR FATHER!!!!!


Vinny
Title: Re: New item...
Post by: Vinnybaggadonuts on June 15, 2018, 01:43:27 PM

Gotta drill about a dozen 1/4" holes in...cuts down on the wind resistance ;)

Get more speed!!!!


Vinny