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Cooking & Food Talk => Charcoal Grilling & BBQ => Topic started by: 1buckie on April 15, 2013, 06:15:05 PM

Title: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: 1buckie on April 15, 2013, 06:15:05 PM
 

 So there's this guy in Texas, named Steve, that goes by the monicker TX727, that I showed, by PM & in postings, how to do long burn on the kettle.........

There's another guy, I think from Kansas City, that goes by the monicker K.C.Hawg, who has a Primo & an expensive gasser & a real good offset &, I think a Weber also, who thinks very highly of my cookups....................... & I his.........he does really stupendous stuff........

Steve does some ribs & KC had this to say:
"Nice looking Ribs you turned out TX727. Congrats on the new kettle and landing in a spot (The Ring) to have the Elvis of Kettle Cooks to give you some kettle pointers. I swear the Buckie should be on the Weber payroll as a consultant with a 6 figure salary."


So, I got to thinking & decided that if Elvis could have peanut butter & banana sammiches & nobody gave HIM too much shit about it ( he was the KING, after all....)..............

Then why can't I step out there in a gold lame' jumpsuit with my own inventive use of the humble peanut butter?

We're leavin' the bananas out, for now.....

The basic players ~~~>
(http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd520/1buckie/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013006.jpg) (http://s1223.photobucket.com/user/1buckie/media/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013006.jpg.html)

The wife's home made purple basil & jalepeno jellies....& some Planter's Crunchy........ 8)

Also did up some habanero / strawberry 'turds....just 'cause I could.....
(http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd520/1buckie/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013001.jpg) (http://s1223.photobucket.com/user/1buckie/media/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013001.jpg.html)

Flopped 'em out on Lulu & Bob, with a peanut butter control 'turd  ( P.B.C.T. ) over on the right side there....
(http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd520/1buckie/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013013.jpg) (http://s1223.photobucket.com/user/1buckie/media/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013013.jpg.html)


(http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd520/1buckie/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013025.jpg) (http://s1223.photobucket.com/user/1buckie/media/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013025.jpg.html)

I can't stress enough the use of "Control 'Turds" for any experimental cooking..... 8)

Panned up after some dancing around to also get some marinated chops & chix breast done & have it all running at the right heat........that's the PB&J  ones in the back row......
(http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd520/1buckie/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013030.jpg) (http://s1223.photobucket.com/user/1buckie/media/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013030.jpg.html)

 Had a heckuva time getting a good pic of these things.....need to  piddle around with the camera some more....maybe read the instructioms....... :P

(http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd520/1buckie/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013066.jpg) (http://s1223.photobucket.com/user/1buckie/media/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013066.jpg.html)

(http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd520/1buckie/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013034.jpg) (http://s1223.photobucket.com/user/1buckie/media/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013034.jpg.html)
 
(http://i1223.photobucket.com/albums/dd520/1buckie/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013061.jpg) (http://s1223.photobucket.com/user/1buckie/media/1st%202013%20chicken/P%20B%20%20J%20Turds%20%20%20%204-14-2013/PBampJTurds4-14-2013061.jpg.html)

So the report is: these things are great !!!
I thought the P-butter would melt & ooze all out & same with the jelly....

Not so...... the p-butter remained fairly stable, the jelly did melt, but down into the filling & into the inside of the bacon, it seemed.......
Chomping down three of these was a 14 napkin event....8 of them moistened.... :D

So I can do Peanut Butter & Jelly 'Turds.....Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too......... 8)

Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: G on April 15, 2013, 06:27:59 PM
thats pushing the envelope.....strangely enough, they looks fantastic.
Title: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: Idahawk on April 15, 2013, 08:04:01 PM
Bravo, why not !
Title: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: bob hope on April 15, 2013, 08:19:17 PM
I just got up and on the road haven't had breakfast yet, my stomach is growling at the site of these bad boys!!!!
Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: Duke on April 16, 2013, 06:23:38 AM
Yeah Buckie! :o Those look good to me!
Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: 1911Ron on April 16, 2013, 06:50:54 AM
I was kinda afraid to open this thread :o  but glad i did, those look good and a great write up!
Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: 1buckie on April 16, 2013, 04:13:57 PM


G  ~~> They actually were fantastic, I've been threatening to do these for over a year & a half & it was worth the effort.......

Idahawk ~~> a lot of people say: "Why?"  I always say: "WHY NOT ?"

bob ~~> These could easily fit in as a 'breakfast 'turd'........people have p-butter & jelly on their toast sometimes, so.....again, WHY NOT ?

Duke ~~> Give 'em a whirl.....just make sure you have a bib & a wet-down bath size towel handy......VERY sticky....... :D

Ron  ~~> Never fear one of my posts.....there's almost always some manner of happy ending........ 8)
Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: wolgast on April 19, 2013, 12:08:55 PM
Sweet mate!
Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: Hell Fire Grill on April 19, 2013, 02:11:55 PM
Id like to see you make peanut butter & chocolate turds.
Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: bob hope on April 19, 2013, 07:28:04 PM
"These could easily fit in as a 'breakfast 'turd'........people have p-butter & jelly on their toast sometimes, so.....again, WHY NOT ?"

IDEA = Breakfast turds!! Bacon, Egg & Cheese, White gravy on the side, OHH man "It's on like Donkey Kong"
Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: Heyjude on April 19, 2013, 08:28:00 PM
Just Wow, I think you did the "King" proud. Errr. Elvis is alive in Sacramneto!  8)
Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: Duke on April 19, 2013, 09:30:02 PM
I admit, I clicked on this again just to read Judes reply. He never let's me down. ;D
Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: Troy on April 19, 2013, 10:04:25 PM
nice!

I typically prefer control turds over uncontrolled though :P
Title: Re: Yeah, Or Monkeys Could Fly Out of My Butt, Too.........
Post by: 1buckie on April 20, 2013, 01:34:28 AM
Thanks, wolgast !!

Yeah , HFG, I think maybe a flavored dark would go good .....raspberry/ dark chocolate 'turds ?
Sounds about right, w/ p-nut butter?

bob hope......we're almost in fattie territory with that idea....maybe a bigger size pepper?
Load 'em up !!!

Thanks, AJ........killer midnite snack, they are........ ;D

Duke.....Never a dull moment........ 8)

Troy .....gotcha on that one.......for the cooking part, both are real important tho....... :)