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Shoestringshop

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #180 on: February 15, 2018, 09:44:58 AM »
An Italian, named Luigi, is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. Luigi hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
 
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but Luigi just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks.......like I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino."
 
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"....one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
 
Two weeks later Luigi returns to the bar. The bartender says,"Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?"
 
Proud Luigi answers, "Seventeen pounds."
 
 
The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious."What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
 
Luigi takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his shirtsleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says......
 
"We had him circumcised."

LMAO!!!
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Mike in Roseville

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #181 on: February 15, 2018, 01:30:49 PM »
+1 ☝️

Thatís a good one Colin!


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Shoestringshop

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #182 on: February 16, 2018, 04:50:48 AM »
A man walks into a bar and orders three beers.

The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.

He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."

The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the Ireland. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."

The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."

The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."
Wife said "No more GRILLS in this house!" So I bought a 2nd house!
"I'll be GRILLING today my friends oh yes I will be GRILLING"

Mike in Roseville

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What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #183 on: February 17, 2018, 07:07:28 AM »
Just found out that Firestone Walker is discontinuing Pale 31.

That sucks.


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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #184 on: February 17, 2018, 10:25:13 AM »
 


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Larry The BBQ Guy

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #185 on: February 17, 2018, 01:37:28 PM »
Speaking of beer..Poor man's black and tan. One can of Guinness extra stout (expensive), one can of Pabst (cheap) mix and enjoy. Great after working up a sweat but don't want to drink crappy beer. Guinness does not mix nearly as good with other cheap beers. Not sure why.
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Fire Starter

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #186 on: February 18, 2018, 11:59:17 PM »
I hate Mondayís , means 5 days till I can burn things again




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TheDude

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #187 on: March 14, 2018, 01:12:33 PM »
RIP Stephen Hawking.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2018, 01:21:29 PM by TheDude »
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HoosierKettle

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #188 on: March 14, 2018, 06:46:52 PM »

RIP Stephen Hawking.

Whoa. I didnít know that.


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TheDude

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #189 on: March 14, 2018, 07:34:33 PM »

RIP Stephen Hawking.

Whoa. I didnít know that.


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Sad day in science... for sure.
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Larry The BBQ Guy

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #190 on: March 14, 2018, 08:14:00 PM »
A termite walked into a bar and said, "is the bar tender here?"
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LiquidOcelot

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #191 on: March 15, 2018, 07:25:23 AM »
New goodies

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Mike in Roseville

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Re: What's On Your Mind?
« Reply #192 on: March 15, 2018, 09:32:24 AM »
A termite walked into a bar and said, "is the bar tender here?"

Tinder right? Not...tender? ;)
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