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Schaefd2

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #15 on: June 18, 2018, 06:31:35 AM »

Are "yo mama," jokes included?
Yo Mama is so fat, she makes my charcoal by sitting on piles of sawdust.


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JEBIV

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #16 on: June 18, 2018, 08:12:30 AM »
May all your charcoal absorb moisture


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this one hit me this weekend, some dumbass left the lid off his charcoal bin, and you know it rained
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Mike in Roseville

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #17 on: June 18, 2018, 08:44:50 AM »

Are "yo mama," jokes included?

Sure? but you can elevate them too.

They can be as mild or a$$hole-esque as you want.

“Your mom said she really likes my chicken (sausages, meat, whatever). If I keep grilling at this rate, I’ll be your step dad by next summer”


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lksdrinker

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #18 on: June 18, 2018, 01:34:49 PM »
The one heard most often around my house is "shut up and put my meat in your mouth".
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RRRanger99

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2018, 05:25:33 PM »
"You were such an ugly kid growing up, yo mama put a bag over your face and fed you with a slingshot!"

"Yo mama soo strong, she eats steak with a spoon!"

"Yo mama's breath soo stank, she's got skid marks on her lips!"

RRRanger99

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2018, 07:11:34 PM »
"Yo mama soo dumb, she uses Weber lighter cubes and lighter fluid on Kingsford Matchlight!"

RRRanger99

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2018, 06:06:41 AM »
....That's not venison you're eating.... that's fresh roadkill Chupacabra meat right there!

SmokenGrill

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Re: Grill themed curses
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2018, 07:25:57 AM »
May your local kettle scores always get sniped by out-of-state buyers offering more money.


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That is truly rough.

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