Went to the in-laws tonight because my wife's brother and his wife were here from Nebraska. Beautiful evening and I mentioned to her as we drove in that "Why don't your folks ever do anything outdoors? It's a shame to spend an evening like this in the house." Well, we got out of the car and I smelled charcoal. Looked over where they keep the 22.5" kettle we gave her dad for his birthday about 2 or 3 years ago and sure enough, there was an open bag of MatchLight leaning against the kettle and there was smoke emitting from the bowl. Now, mind you, my father-in-law is definitely NOT an outdoor cook. He "fries" burgers and steaks on the grill in his verbiage. Anyway walked in and there was a stack of beautiful thick handmade patties on the counter. Somehow I ended up with the spatula and the burgers actually turned out pretty good, MatchLight notwithstanding.
Figured I'd throw it up here as the thread title alone might raise a few eyebrows. Lol!