Well I knocked on the door and a very scary young lady
Who looked like she just got out of bed
With rotting teeth and three killer dogs going ape shit
Snarled at me and said wadda ya want?
I said I was interested in the red BBQ
She said what BBQ
I pointed and said over there under the table
She said is that a BBQ ? Quick take it before my mum gets home
I asked if I could look around for the lid and legs
But to no avail nothing was around
I then grabbed it and bolted to the safety of my truck