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Vinnybaggadonuts

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New item...
« on: June 12, 2018, 08:44:00 AM »
I finally bought one of these, let’s see how it goes...

I brought it in the house yesterday, put it on the counter in the kitchen, walked into another room, came back into the kitchen, the wife had it in her hand, looks at me, “what may I ask is this...???

I took it from her, held it in my hand, and said...

“There’s a new sheriff in town!!! And THIS is how I’m gonna get shit done around here!!!!”

When I left for work this morning, she was STILL laying on the floor in the kitchen....!!!





DAMN! Was she laughing hard....!


Vinny

LightningBoldtz

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Re: New item...
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2018, 08:45:22 AM »
yup, we all have our fantasies
I am not a collector, but I do have a small collection.
"You can have everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want"
8 MBH, 2 WoodDale, a SCG, and other stuff, including Pellet grills.

YardBurner

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Re: New item...
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2018, 10:13:43 AM »
Be nice to her or she'll take it away
from you and beat you with it!

varekai

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Re: New item...
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2018, 10:16:07 AM »
" i was thinking of bringing a little fun to the bedroom and I knew the neighbor was a no go so I got this...."
CGA,GGA, jumbo joe, 3-18" kettles,22" blue,green,yellow and 2 reds, 1-22" lid mod for pizza, a genesis silver,2 Red SS Performers,2 26ers,1 red, 1 chief and a Ranch Kettle.

Travis

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Re: New item...
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2018, 02:14:49 PM »
Hahahaha!


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hawgheaven

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Re: New item...
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2018, 09:39:45 AM »
Holy shit. THAT is a weapon fo damn shur...
Multiple kettles and WSM's. I am not a collector, just a gatherer... and a sick bastard.

Jon

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Re: New item...
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2018, 10:36:14 PM »
Oh. The SpankMaster 2000. Yeah. You have to use the interlocking grip or she just won't respond.

CarrieAnn

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Re: New item...
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2018, 12:15:34 PM »
I bought one recently and I used it for the first time yesterday.  My 15 yo daughter sees it on the counter in the kitchen and asks “Mom, who you gonna spank with that?”



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Mike in Roseville

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Re: New item...
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2018, 01:34:01 PM »
Gotta drill about a dozen 1/4" holes in...cuts down on the wind resistance ;)

Vinnybaggadonuts

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Re: New item...
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2018, 01:42:55 PM »

I bought one recently and I used it for the first time yesterday.  My 15 yo daughter sees it on the counter in the kitchen and asks “Mom, who you gonna spank with that?”



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YOUR FATHER!!!!!


Vinny

Vinnybaggadonuts

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Re: New item...
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2018, 01:43:27 PM »

Gotta drill about a dozen 1/4" holes in...cuts down on the wind resistance ;)

Get more speed!!!!


Vinny