Thanks, that's what they pay me for.
So there's this guy driving down the road and the light turns red. He sees it and just slows down, but keeps going through it.................He get's pulled over and the cop asks him why he ran the light ? He replies, "I slowed down, what's the difference between stopping and slowing down?" The officer replies, "a $200 dollar fine next time that's what!"
The next day he runs the light again and the same officer pulls him over. He asks the guy, why he ran the light again? The driver replies, "Hey, I slowed down what's the difference?" The cop gives him the $200 ticket and he's back on his way...............
The next day, the cop watches him run that same light again! This time he pulls the guy over and starts beating him over the head with his billy club. The guy is yelling stop! The cop keeps hitting him and says "Hey now you know the difference!"