The Tale of Sigmund the Sealime Kettle................So I started to walk into the yard. I won't lie to you boys, I
was terrified!
But I pressed on and as I made my way passed the
plants a strange calm came over me. I don't know if it was divine
intervention or the kinship of all living things but I tell you guys
at that moment I was a Grillfella!
The sea at the harbor was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to
return soup at a deli!
I got about fifty-feet out and then suddenly the great beast
appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a
foot. As if sensing my presence he gave out a big bellow. I said,
"Easy little fella!" And then as I watched him struggling I realized
something was obstructing his leg. From where I was standing
I could see directly into the eye of the great 18.5 Sealime kettle!
Then from out of nowhere a huge tidal wave lifted, tossed like a cork and I found myself on top of it face to face with the vent holes. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me but I knew something was there so I reached my hand and pulled the leg out of the seaweed only sacrificing it's wheel!
Then Dashed!
Stay tuned for part two "The Ballad of an Old Joe"
