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Title: Is this Porn ?
Post by: vwengguy on August 10, 2017, 11:55:40 AM
Most of you know that I have pulled off a major kettle score here in Holland with my MBH Weathered Warrior. This is my first MBH ever after many years of plastic handles and tacos so I was stoked after I got her cleaned up I just had to cook something, anything.. I did not care what it was! I just had to fire her up.
After I was done eating and the grill was still warm I was just sitting there looking at her with lust in my eyes thinking... damn that was a great find.
Then there they were, just looking back at me.
It was that same feeling you get way back when you were just a snot nosed kid and some hot babe bends over to pick something up and you get your first down blouse shot ;-)
Boom! There they are.. boobs !
But this time its different !
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170810/85158326423496386c9308a09444b0a6.jpg)
Yes you see it correct! They are ASH Titties from a 3 wheeler! All 12 of them standing tall and erect as they normally do when they are cold.
Call it what you will... I call it a classic form of Kettle Porn at its best.


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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: mhiszem on August 10, 2017, 12:01:59 PM
Laughing so hard right now!


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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: kettlebb on August 10, 2017, 12:04:19 PM
Add that to the WKC dictionary!


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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: vwengguy on August 10, 2017, 12:30:14 PM
Vote for Ash Titties in the WKC Dictionary @Troy


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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: MikeRocksTheRed on August 10, 2017, 01:36:40 PM
Hilarious!!!!
Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: JEBIV on August 10, 2017, 02:05:48 PM
That is crazy good

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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Bertman on August 10, 2017, 02:30:14 PM
You're very sick and hilarious. 


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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Filibuster on August 10, 2017, 02:56:23 PM
Wait a minute, wait a minute let me take my phone into the bathroom for a couple of minutes.

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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Dc_smoke309 on August 10, 2017, 03:42:36 PM
Wow.... I needed a good laugh. To funny .
Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Brain_STL on August 10, 2017, 04:28:36 PM
Classic! I'd say a this is among the top 5 post's of the year. Absolutely hilarious!!!


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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Brain_STL on August 10, 2017, 04:29:28 PM
...and you're obviously a boob man instead of an ass man


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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Hell Fire Grill on August 10, 2017, 05:14:34 PM
If you decide to cook sausage....please don't post any pics
Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: johnny 2 shack on August 10, 2017, 06:45:22 PM
great post ! good laugh just when i needed it ! love them boobies .
Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Bertl on August 10, 2017, 09:53:40 PM
Can't stop laughing. What a post!!!!

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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Jon on August 10, 2017, 10:09:45 PM
Most of you know that I have pulled off...

No, it's not porn. I don't even know what you are getting at.
Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: vwengguy on August 11, 2017, 04:18:44 AM
It's not the question of " is this porn " but more like " does this remind you of anything "
Ok.. let me draw a picture in the sand to help you.
(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20170811/6e29223cbdc9de3c7e3637b5e0149f1f.jpg)


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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: hawgheaven on August 11, 2017, 05:10:56 AM
I am definitely a tit man. Nicely done!
Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: BillA from CA on August 11, 2017, 05:23:27 AM
I'm going to print that picture off and hide it under my bed.
Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Darko on August 12, 2017, 08:58:57 AM
This thread is hilarious.
Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: haeffb on August 12, 2017, 01:45:13 PM
I will never look at my ash pan the same again!

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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Madpap on August 12, 2017, 02:57:09 PM
 That's some good shit right there!


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Title: Re: Is this Porn ?
Post by: Shoestringshop on August 12, 2017, 04:51:40 PM
Lmfao