Grilling mistakes that amateurs make

[Craig]

That kettle fire makes me think of an Eddie Murphy bit from the 80's (Eddie Murphy: Delerious) where he talks about how he hates cookouts and remembering as a kid, his Dad yelling at Eddie's Uncle Gus for "burning down my muthafuckin backyard, EVERY YEAR, GUS!" "Where making hamburgers and franks! Not mothafuckin brontasourus burgers, Gus!"...... one of my favorite bits. 

Craig

[Troy]

"now that's a fire!"

[Craig]

"lil' Charlie will be ok! Just roll him around on the ground."

Craig

[1buckie]

That fire's a finely tuned mixture of 198 proof isoprophanol & bacon grease...
Looks purdy at nite....