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Covid humor

Started by randy, April 19, 2020, 05:20:31 PM

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randy


PotsieWeber

My brother called me up to tell me that my mom had gotten Covid-19.

I called him a liar, because mom never got nothing unless it was at least half off. 

A Covid-8 or 9, I might have believed. 
regards,
Hal

PotsieWeber

#2
While everyone was out hoarding tp, I cleaned out the local liquor stores and marijuana dispensaries.

I'm gonna get everyone so damn drunk and high, they'll just GIVE me all their shit.
regards,
Hal

Darko

My grill has the Corona.

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Darko

If you wear a mask...

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Walchit


PotsieWeber

I was thinking of getting a t-shirt made that says:

My neighbor's stupid kids went to spring break in Florida and, thankfully, all I got was this stupid t-shirt.
regards,
Hal